Random
Source Code
Random
When you’re nearing your destination and all of a sudden you are stricken by the paralyzing feeling of what many refer to as “tummy tremors” or “the calm before the storm.” At this time, the sufferer must clinch his/her butt cheeks together to refrain from soiling their favorite pants. This clinching of the cheeks causes the buildup of condensation on the poor soul’s butt. This condensation is referred to many, if not all as, “the dook sweats.”
I look like I sat in a puddle of water because I got a bad case of the dook sweats.
1👍 1👎
a term for non-consensual anal intercourse, whether literal or metaphoric.
"Tyrone said another inmate tried to spoody-dook him in the showers at Riker's." or "The President just spoody-dooked Congress again!"
1👍 1👎
-excrement; feces.
-to defecate.
- to discharge from the anus.
-to discharge feces from the bowels.
-To take an epic shit.
He had to cop a dook-a-loon after he ate.The tacos upset his stomach.
The little boy found dog feces on the bottom of his shoe.
"Man I need to cop a dook-a-loon can i use your bathroom?"
1👍 1👎
"dude, i dooked while i had sex with my girlfriend, i hope she didnt hear"
1👍 22👎
Ouchiekaboobles!!! I just dooked a murph! Eader you shouldn't have been standing there.
4👍 13👎
A fictional meter that ghetto ass skateboarders (for example, Andy Bryant, also listed as poser extrodinaire) refer to when a "gnarley" set occurs.
"Bro!, your dook dook meter is off the chain, man!"
1👍 14👎