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dookie cough

1. The phrase you get when you switch the first letters of 'cookie dough.' Simple enough.

2. A sudden and often repetitively occurring defense reflex which helps to clear the large breathing passages containing the waste product from one's digestive tract expelled through the anus, conceivably following coprophagy.

1. (c(+ d)ookie - c) + (d(+ c)ough - d) = dookie cough.

2. He made me eat his shit so when I gave him head I dookie coughed all over his dick. Payback, bitch.

by UnusedCliche January 3, 2010


dookie bomb

A poop in a public restroom that smells really bad.

The 4th floor girls of Bryan Hall drop dookie bombs all the time.

by pine October 17, 2007


Spooky Dookie

The term you use when taking a shit in the dark

Damn man. The power went out and i took a spooky dookie

by Bushwacker9000 February 16, 2016

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glock dookie

Toothpaste tubes filled with nut, poop, piss, or a mix of all inside, used by gang bangers or those with no stick (gun)

Quandale: “Ay say this a robbery empty yo pockets”
Daquavious: “Watchu finna do with that toothpaste, wait is that a GLOCK DOOKIE!?!?”

by lottapressure May 9, 2022

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Dookie Squirts

When you accidentally shit your pants when you try to fart in someone's face, popularized by YouTuber DaddyOFive. Usually addressed in a retarded-sounding voice.

Jack: *farts on Logan*
Logan: Eww! What was that?
Jack: (in a retarded-sounding voice) I MADE DOOKIE SQUIRTS!

by Thor Ian Grayson March 1, 2017


dooky buns

Buttocks smeared with feces from diarrhea and lack of hygiene.

Yo girl, grab yo self a towel and clean up them dooky buns before you get in my car.

by Shaquanda Jefferson December 30, 2016


Lukie Dookie

To pass out drunk in someone's house and unknowingly, drop a deuce in a common area such as a livingroom, leaving it for others to clean up

Drew got so drunk last night, he passed out on my couch and when I woke up, he left a Lukie Dookie on my coffee table. Such an A-Hole!

by Resqtech260 May 9, 2015