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some retarded, seven year old , beaner girl who can't tell up from down. she has an annoying voice that will make little kids cry. the songs are gay and they repeat the words over and over until you get a headache.
Guy 1: Hey, did u watch dora the explorer yesterday? i did.
Guy 2: No, im not allowed, my brain might get affected
Guy 1: (not listening) come on vamanos, everybody lets go......
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1. A Nickelodeon Kidshow.
2. A PlayboyTV Strippershow, 15 years from now.
1. XxJamesRocketxxx: DORA THE EXPLORER IS SO SLOW. I MEAN IT TAKES HER 30 DAMN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH A BRIDGE, A FOREST, AND A SWAMP.
2. XxJamesRocketxxx: DORA THE EXPLORER IS SO SLOW. I MEAN IT TAKES HER 30 DAMN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH A ****, A ******, AND A ***.
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A little Mexican girl, who is getting closer to the American border every day.
Dora The Explorer: Can you see the American border? So can I. So close... *evil look*
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She is an illegal immigrant.
Reasons Why:
1) She speaks spanish... she speaks spanish perfectly... what is she like...5? Her backpack even speaks spanish perfectly!
2) That backpack of hers has EVERYTHING in it! And we're talking everything! Life support, water/food, clothing for any weather, ropes, grappling hooks, shoes.... i mean c'mon!
3) She's carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a monkey, an band of insects, a bajillion other animals! Really! What kind of legal immigrant has that many pets!?
4) She's always on an "adventure" to transport a "package" to some destination and is always being stalked by a person trying to take that package... i mean... really, Swiper is so obviously some sort of border patrol person trying to collect evidence of Dora's entire narcotics trafficking buisness
Dora the explorer is obviously and illegal immigrant! Just look around! The explanations are everywhere!!!
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a pre school show that secretely teaches young spanish kids how to cross the border into the US
"Pedro watches Dora the Explorer so he and his family can cross into the US."
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A very poor example for children. She is weak, won't fight back, and doesn't even know where a fucking banana tree is when it is RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER. She will use Spanish and English in both sentences.
Dora the Explorer is fucking stupid.
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Dora the Explorer is a so-called "educational" pre-schooler's show which we all know. Dora, the "expolra", or whatever they call it in the theme song, goes on adventures full of dangerous bullshit and have parents that apperantally approve of it. She has a bitchy monkey in red boots that is cleverly named Boots. She has a purple backpack she carries everywhere, no matter where she is, that talks. And we all know the famous map, which repeats itself at least 20 or 30 times before telling us what's on the fucking map, and then it gives us three locations... so we basically had to listen to him to tell us he's the map to see these three locations. And did you ever notice how "the map"itself is STANDING on a map? How fucking clever.
Very obvious questions are also asked during the show. For example, Dora will unknowingly ask us "Do you see my house?" when she is standing at least 10 feet beside it. Suddenly, the camera pans to the left until there is nothing left BUT her house. Then, a huge neon flashing arrow will point to her house. And then, a blue mouse cursor will beat us to it while we're sitting there in front of the TV trying to explain to Dora where it is, and it will click on the house. Oh, Dora, there it is! Are you fucking blind? And at least once a show, we run into residential badass Swiper the Fox, who steals items from Dora and cleverly hides them in piles with similar items to confuse the shit out of her. There is also one way to stop Swiper from stealing Dora's possesions (but if you tried it in reality you'd get your ass kicked). This one way is to stick out your hand like a pussy, as if telling Swiper to stop (and, WOW, he stops), and then, for him to not keep going, you have to say "Swiper don't swipe it" or something gay like that, and he'll snap his fingers mafia-style and say "Aw man!" like a gaywad and run away. Dora is an insult to anyone's intelligence and no one knows why it's still aired, poor kids are being stupified. Fuck you, Dora, you little pansy!
Hey kids! It's Dora The Explorer! Where's Boots? That's right, he got stuck up Swiper's ass!
*Click*
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