A person who behaves as the too smart for you or anyone around. Always has to give thier oppinion in a final word format. Believes they are so smart people need to know what they have to say. This person can be smart but must add the extra mustard to his own intelligence level just to feel high and mighty. Typically this person has no sense of humor or imagination. This person is known to quote information they previously heard as thier own oppinion. A Douchebag also answers questions when they are not asked and gives you attitude as if your question was so dumb it was a waste of thier time to answer it.
George: Hey Debbie, How do you get a line on this excel spreadsheet.
Debbie: You click on (sudden interruption from Douchbag Frank)
Frank: Pffft.. *shaking head* you click on the upper link of course. What I do is reprogram the source code and tell it what to do. It's not for everyone but I can do it of course. Because I went to Caltech at times if you cross a horse with a cow as I have you can also find that answer duh. (In a rude and uncalled for tone of voice) *Walks away in a cocky manner*
George: What a douchebag!
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A older unsuccessful miscreant who finds enjoyment in sophomoric activities that present a lack of maturity, and wishes to continually act as he or she is still in high school.
Douchebag Activity
Tagging ones name on a anothers picture just to annoy the butt of the joke.
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1. A bag of douche.
2. And apparently it's a Roman citizen...
1. Bloke: You're a douchebag!
Other dood: WHAT!!?? =((((!
Bloke: A bag 'a douche
2. Ye ol' salior was a douchebag... ohhh we must kill thee douche... we must get the hidden treasure for we are pirates who for some reason speak in ye ol' English...
Some other person on the ship: .........lolololololololololololol jajaja kekeke xaxaxa... douchebag... AHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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Greg Wilkman
http://i35.tinypic.com/2rxhf6t.jpg
Wow that kid Greg is the fuckin King of Douchebags
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People who breath through their mouths while they talk (mouth breathers), People who pout when they lose the game, people who refuse to play for the team that drafts them, people who go to the super bowl numerous times & can't win, Win and take credence from the RB who actually deserves it, people who are punk ass bitches!
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The guy that lives in the lounge and points out useless info
A douchebag who risks being punched in the face when he talks
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