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douche·bag
/ˈdo͞oSHbaɡ/
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Typically refers to a male, with an over inflated sense of self worth, in a addition to being overly cocky, generally under educated in there opions of other. Also possessing stereotypically aggressive behavior found in those with under developed Pre-frontal Cortex, causing low ability for examination of circumstances, or critical thinking. In addition such people also frequently suffer from a lack of communication between the Pre-frontal Cortex and the Amygdala causing a nearly non existent level of emotional intelligence.
F$@# he's such a douchebag!
"Yo, Brennan. See that dude vaping over there? Yah, he's a douchebag"
An arrogant bitch who ain't bout shit. They think they're hot when they are ugly as fuck.
People who wear toques and bucket hats, a black t-shirt, really baggy pants, and either Nike or Vans shoes, some of whom have skateboards but do not know how to skate, hang around the skatepark just to vape or smoke. If they have a brother who can drive, they will invite all their friends over to drink until they black out and force him to drive them home. they're a total joke to the world and thier mother fucker who think thier a gift sent from god not knowing the fact that their spoiled little shits who thrive on thier parents money and allowance then claim their rich then shows it off then spends it until they have nothing other than a couple dirty nickels hidden in their ass.
I cant stand these douchebags vaping on the bus and skateparks.
a debilitating condition similar to The McNaughton rule. Mainly found in young male adults.
symptoms:
self centered
often on his manstrul cycle
an over-inflated sense of self worth
often considers things his friends enjoy childish
cant be bothered with things that he does not benefit from
is a dick toward people that he considers not witty compared to him
needs a map to avoid / escape getting lost and vanishing into the vagina world
rants about bitches when drunk then begs you to not show people the tape
He couldn't hang out Friday night he's suffering from douchebagitis
Person with an enormous, self-inflated ego, cocky attitude and delusions of grandeur with absolutely no merit and massive evidence to the contrary.
www.arthurkade.com , epitome of a douchebag
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