Chinese Dove

The Chinese Dove is when instead of sitting on a toilet bowl regularily for a shit, you stand on the rim of the seat, squat, and flap your arms while the shit leaves your anus.

Jordan and I were having battleshits and he whipped out the Chinese Dove. Needless to say, he won that battle.

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flock of doves

The act of pulling out two guns and blasting your enemies away in slow motion, while wearing a suit and sunglasses and walking through a flock of doves just taking flight. See John Woo.

"He crossed me, so I had to get all flock of doves on his ass"

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the dove rape

the attempts of a member of the male species to "get with" or "pull" a member of the opposite sex, using slimy, dirty, and disturbing tactics to reach the end goal. normally culminating in "freaking out" the target, and therefore causing extensive psychological damage to the person involved. examples of various tactics used are back stabbing, hot-bed jumping, and "comforting".

"OMFG! that girl just got dove raped 2 shit!!!!!"

"Oo. the dove rape has been intiated"

"Sweet jesus, someone should intervene before that girl gets dove raped!"

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Terdel Dove

An attractive female who often sneaks farts that mimick the calls of a Turtle Dove.

Setting: A boy and a girl on a date in a field
Activity: Birdwatching

Dialogue: Boy- "Did you hear that beautiful bird call?"
Girl- "Oh sorry, that was just my bottom."
Boy- "You bitch ass Terdel Dove."

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Release the Doves

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1.The act of ejaculating into ones own hand, holding the ejaculate then proceeding to fist another Man/Woman and releasing the contents inside.
2. As above but it happens while Righteous Brothers "Unchained Melody" is playing at the time of release.

I wish I had never heard of "Release the Doves", I would prefer to "Release the Doves" into Rosanne Barr the listen to another Nickleback track.

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Trash Dove

It's a pack of stickers that was giving out free. They are for Facebook comments and were first popularized in Thailand. But the one purple Floppy Bird gif became a symbol two flag regressive left comments. Conservative people and normies use them on pages such as occupy Democrats. Some of these birds have been drawn into alt right memes but the trash dove still remains widely used by normies.

Look at this stupid post about somebody telling me to use gender-neutral pronouns. I will just leave a trash stuff Floppy Bird GIF here. Then another trash dove will be left by someone who agrees with you that it is insane garbage. A third person will then like your trash stuff and add his own trash dove.

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Turdle Dove

The act of being an extreme turd. Being lazy and trashy. Unproductive. Worthless

I can see you haven't gotten off the couch today Turdle Dove

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