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A fish,that is drowning. For deeper thought though think of it like this: How about when you have something you craved for your whole life, but now that you have it, its killing you.
Man 1: "Hey man you got all the girls to love you by selling your soul to the Devil,but now they're going to literally eat you."
Man 2:" I know, I'm a Drowning Fish.
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Urban myth that blames drowning incidents on swimmers entering the water too soon after a meal; supposedly you get cramps and go kerplunk to the bottom. Used by lazy parents who want to get some decent shut-eye after a picnic. Some adults go on actually believing it too. In fact, cramps can affect you at any time and not particularly after a meal; if they hit you in the water they will not adversely affect your buoyancy nor even do too much damage to your swimming skills. If you are in water where, perhaps due to currents, this affliction would likely make the difference between life and death, you shouldn't be there, cramps or no cramps.
Just ask yourself; what do you think the odds would be if you went up to a coroner or pathologist and asked them if they had ever filed a cause of someone's death as "swimming on a full stomach?" No, I didn't think so.
Jimmy was screaming and running along the water's edge and his mum was too fat and lazy to watch out for her kids like she ought to, so she invoked Drowns Syndrome.
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This is when you are receiving Oral Sex and right after you cum in her mouth before she swallows it you grab her throat causing her to choke, caugh and spit it up shooting it out of her mouth. Her making all the drowning noises makes it even better.
How come the Drowning Dragon never made an appearance in the movie Dragon Heart. I guess they should make a X rated version so I can see a chick choke on the mans happy ending.
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I've got my hands right now in every wound
I’ve been here before but not with you
I still got some pain but it’s over now
The sun shines on you but I don’t know how
I don't care, I feel as one
Drowned in the sun now
I don't care, I feel as one
I don't care, I feel as one
Drowned in the sun now
Drowned in the sun
Drowned in the sun
Drowned in the sun
Drowned in the sun
I know I’m a weirdo and I like it
So in love but yeah, it’s a secret
I know it’s wrong, but I needed to
To get my hands cleaned of what feeds you
I don't care, I feel as one
Drowned in the sun now
I don't care, I feel as one
I don't care, I feel as one
Drowned in the sun now
Drowned in the sun
Drowned in the sun
Drowned in the sun
Drowned in the
Drowned in the sun
Drowned in the sun
Drowned in the sun
Drowned in the sun
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A talentless mimic witch who moniters mimic's and mocks the talents of others. A fifty year old succubus who is too damn old and should know better.
Charlie Drown with an axe in the basement. Hired a man to kill her John... that's her song ... she sings in her dong thong.... RIP dead John ... crucified babies... hitchhikers... prostitutes.. and other victims...
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Derived from the adage that "you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink". To "drown the horse" means to attempt to force a person to want or accept something.
When feminists try to make girls interested in STEM fields, they're not helping any sort of gender disparity, they're just drowning the horse.
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To stop a discussion or debate because you expect the outcome to devolve in a preordered process to something that approximates Godwin's Law. This usually occurs by someone with the wisdom or experience to anticipate such an outcome and may give the more vocal and/or calcified poster thinking he/she has won an argument.
I was going to post about how Microsoft's design choices have been responsive to user's stated desires but decided to "drown a kitten" as I thought of the other psuedo-religious technical discussions that already existed.
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