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To be drunk and high beyond possibility. To become this fucked up, you have to start before the sun goes down, and you need a White Owl and a couple of Black and Mild cigarellos. Always smoke and THEN drink. Side effects include:
1. Rapping to no music.
2. Hallucination of lesbian fornication.
3. Phone calls to the wrong people.
4. Possible loss of $20.
5. Ripping the button off your pants while trying to pee.
6. Swamp Ass
7. Lacrosse stick up your ass.
8. Rocking back and forth at the kitchen table, spitting all over the place.
NOTE: IF YOU PLAN ON BECOMING DUE-WESTED, HAVE SOMEONE HIDE YOUR MONEY AND PHONE FROM YOU. YOUR FRIEND MIGHT BE A HORRIBLE BABYSITTER!
Dani: Let's get Due-Wested guys!
Shannon: I'll watch.
Matt: Ok, sounds like fun!
2 HOURS LATER...
Dani: Holy shit Matt! You just smoked a whole blunt and did 11 shots! I think you might be Due Wested!
Matt: (Unrecognizable muttering, tries to stand up and fails)
Shannon: Well damn. I think I'll go on a walk with Tiffany.
The residue/left overs of glitter/ glitter glue.
Abby did you leave any Glitter-due?
Why is their Glitter-due everywhere!
This sentence is an idiomatic expression referring to someone who is expressing an extreme need for money as soon as possible as if their rent was due, this can materialize in working extra hard for your money and or doing extreme begging.
This sentence can also be used as a question, "Is your rent due?" meaning "Do you need money?",
as a statement, "Bro's rent is due" or "Rent was/is due" meaning "That man really needs money" or "I really need money"
and as a adverb, "Bro is acting like his rent is due" meaning "He's working very hard to earn that money, almost like his rent is due."
Guy 1: *Doing extreme stunts while panhandling"
Guy 2 (roommate): "What the hell is this guy doing? I don’t remember our rent being due."
Guy 1: "PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY"
Guy 2: "Is your rent due?"
Guy 1: "I'll do anything for 10 dollars!"
Guy 2: "Bro's rent is due"
Guy 1: *Starts breakdancing widely on cardboard behind a tip jar*
Guy 2 "Bro is acting like his rent is due"
Researching and immediately becoming an expert in field . Watch videos on collecting/fixing/repair etc. solely watching YouTube videos. Akin to folks that think Wikipedia is a cop out source of information. Related to those that demand medication from their doctors cause the rx commercial told them all about it.
(Week end buddies come together to build another buddy's deck...)
A: You need to dig a hole 47" to support post.
B: No, its 55".
A: No, is 47" minimum. I saw it on a youtube video.nn
B: Well I remember reading the specifications when I applied for permit. Stop doing YouTube due diligence bro, you can hurt somebody.
When you ensure you do background checks before taking new penis. Such as obtaining a dick pic before hooking up.
“Yeah I met this guy online he’s coming round on Friday to hook up”
“Have you checked out the size of his cock yet? Like you know have you done your due willigence”
Don't ya hide away from the
Bad things coming to you,
Don't ya hide your face from
The things that don't ring true,
Good times, bad times, that may be so,
You're just part of the game
And they never stop letting you know
But we hold the key to the future game,
We live in hope,
She'll stay the same,
Hold on there just a little longer,
Ooh baby, good times, bad times.
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
You stay good baby
And don't you get bad at all,
And I might tell you now
What I see in my crystal ball,
Good times, bad times, coming your way,
Ooh now watch out baby,
The devil's gonna have his day
But we hold the key to the future game,
We live in hope,
She'll stay the same,
Hold on there just a little longer,
Ooh baby, good times, bad times.
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
To the devil, his due
To the devil, his due
To the devil, his due
To the devil, his due
An alternative forum to Substantive and procedural process to determine agency scope and duty in hearing of claims to asses which duties are subject to which agencies.
We'll need an arbiter educated in multiple fields to handle this agency cluster fuck. The procedural process is taking too long, we need to find out which agency to talk to so we'll need to run a determinative due process assessment.