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Shitting a steamy turd into a wad of moist toilet paper and leaving it stuck to the wall, on the floor, the toilet seat or on the tank.
I left a dumping wrapper in the locker room shitter. That janitor is gonna be pissed.
It was my roommate’s turn to clean the toilet this week so I left him a dumpling wrapper.
I stopped at the rest area to cop a squat and slipped on a dumpling wrapper.
Slang term for a fat goth chick.
"I'm so drunk even the death dumplings are looking good."
The act of lowering one's testicles into the waiting eyelids of another person.
You know I get scared of the dark. So why do you keep on dumpling dropping me?
A huge crap in the toilet, with lots of dumplings.
Dave: Wanna see a movie, Jules?
Jules: Sure, but I'll be visiting the Kingdom of Dumpling for the next 20 minutes.
Dave: OK, T-20min and counting. Good luck.
When a guy swims in the ocean and sea salt gets stuck on his balls, leaving a salty taste for the person giving him a blow job after the swim.
Jessica: Bob gave me salty dumplings after his trip to the beach.
Becky: Ew, why did you give him a blow job after his trip to the beach?
A joyous occasion where friends and family from the burbs of Lanta gather to feast on the boiled remains of chic-n-veg in water broth frothy goodness. When parsnips and persnickety appetites combine - you get drop style chicken and dumplins’... hence dumpling day.
Each bite is washed down with volumous quantities of lightening water, aka vodka. Garnished with citrus of the gods.
Join me next year, but rsvp.
Fuck you all... gotta go.... its dumpling day!
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I cut my finger slaughtering the 50 chickens for dumpling day