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1) When you decide to go a a venue or social gathering of questionable merit, such as a party or bar, with the purpose/intention of making sexual advances on women (or men) on the bottom half of the aesthetics scale (IE:Rotund/Ugly/
Chubby/Unkempt/Annoying/Lazy Eyed people).
2) Going out with the intention of bringing someone home you would never introduce to you parents under any circumstances. This can also include, in addition to the criteria listed in (1), morally questionable individuals including but not limited to: sluts, whores, hard drug users, christians, vegans, scientologists, creationists, Mtn Dew Drinkers, people who self diagnose them selfs with attention deficit disorder (Like, OMG I am so ADD), people who wear UGG boots with skirts when its 70 degrees out (Fahrenheit, Celsius you would die), people who wear UGG boots period, bi-curious people and people who Majored in Business.
Andrew: Yo man what you doing this weekend?
Chris: Hey we should go to "Player's" and go dumpster diving!
Andrew" $100 if you go home with a 200 ponder.
Chris: *Thinks*
Chris: Fuck yes
Stu: I went dumpster diving last night and woke up with a hippo.
Andrew: You slept with your mom?
Stu: Fuck you
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One who smells like shit while being "non-conformist", just like all their friends. They can generally be seen standing outside various places including: the high school, movie theater, pizzaria or Shop Rite. Hobbies include smoking their life away, playing frisbee while listening to emo music (i.e Dashboard Confessional), and drawing swastikas on walls. Needless to say, they have no future.
"If that dumpster kid wore anymore makeup, he would have a vagina."
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looking through someone's trash to find something of interest. one man's trash is another man's treasure!
we went dumpster diving and found an old projection TV!
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A Dumpster Jedi is someone who dispenses wisdom and information from either the street, or while diving/living in a dumpster. They will look rather strange and probably smell rather foul. But this belies their kindness and wisdom.
DJ- And that is how you avoid bullies
Guy- Wow...You're some kind of Dumpster Jedi
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A seagull that hangs out in the parking lots at malls eating leftover trash
That fucking dumpster chicken just ate my fries.
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noun. Someone who clearly has no fashion sense.
someone who looks like they were rummaging through a dumpster late at night to obtain the clothes they are wearing
one who throws on anything with no regard for how it looks (i.e. wrinkles, dirty, stained)
She/He's a total Dumpster Zombie.
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1. a bear which forsakes its natural food source for foraging in dumpsters.
2. a sparing person who prefers to eat food which is no longer fresh or is past its expirion date, rather than discarding it.
"Why did you throw away my lunch leftovers?"
"Because they were in the fridge for three weeks now!"
"But they were still edible!"
"I wound't marry you if I knew you are such a dumpster bear."
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