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sloppy dutchman

A Sloppy Dutchman is a reward for a job well done - the do-gooder receives a blowy from a lad from Holland. Upon completion, said Dutch lad spits a blend of spooge and dip spit into a wooden shoe.

Dan got the job done quickly and was rewarded at day’s end with a Sloppy Dutchman.

by MarcoPolo-original August 18, 2024


Spanish Dutchman

A mix of Spanish Masting and Dutch Rudder, a lady puts her fingers inside and the man moves her arm to finger herself, while the woman moves the mans hand to mastrubate himself.

That Spanish Dutchman was fantastic

by Boastyboy September 15, 2011


the calming dutchman

While searching for potential mates you aquire chloroform and forceably persuade a woman and or man into your creeper van making sure that they cannot identify you. Once they wake up they are in a cell in a basement where you price we to "rescue them". They will be so grateful that they will instantly fall in love with you allowing you to have them live with you and they are eternally grateful. However the love scene doesnt last long before you pose as someone else and kidnap them all over again. Then you rescue them again. Convincing them every time to go further into your fantasies. Until one night or day where its time to provide an end to the illusion. So while they are tied up, gagged, with pepto bismol all over them with the tens unit hooked up to their privates and 15 dildos poked in all their holes you decide to reveal to them that you are the perpetrator who keeps kidnapping them. Then while they are freaking out you seek out to calm them while fucking their asshole. If they do not call down after a few minutes you cut their throats and fuck them while they bleed out. They finally calm down after they are exsanguinated and you finish what you were doing.

The calming dutchman is definitely on my bucket list.

by The calming dutchman August 18, 2020


Flying Dutchman

A double Dutch rudder involving 5+men a female in the center that acts as a conductor of a symphony keeping it synced

Me and the boys from oc are gonna get a flying Dutchman going ,wanna join?

by Cherry pop-inz September 6, 2017


Flying Dutchman

When a joint which is almost finished is put reversed between the lips by the giver and exhales deeply trough his hand into the mouth of the taker of the Flying Dutchman. This makes the taker feel like the Flying Dutchman.

Do you want a Flying Dutchman bruv?
Flying Dutchman?
Show him the Flying the Dutchman!

by Mikkel613 April 17, 2018


Flying Dutchman

A person who wanders the country without a place to permanently call home but has money to take care of themself. A reference to the legendary Dutch Ghost Ship that was doomed to sail forever without reaching port.

I sold my house and bought a state of the art RV. Now I travel around the country like a motorized Flying Dutchman staying in campgrounds.

by TommyNoleBuc March 3, 2023


Flying Dutchman

To hang your body from a ceiling fan and turn it on

I hope you flying dutchman yourself

by EndersUDAccount July 25, 2020