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A guy with a really small dick.
Guy: My dick is only 3 inches when hard.
Girl: Haha, wow, you're a dick dwarf.
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When you have sex with a midget and you proceed to take a dump on her chest similar to a C.S
gidget the midget while laying on her back, took a hard brown dwarf to the chest
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Damn! thats one nasty midget after i pulled it out of her asshole she proceeded to brown dwarf my chest
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1. The highest measure of how much a man wants to fuck a woman based on her level of attractiveness where zero dwarfs denotes the least desire. The phrase derives from the tale of 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' indicating why seven is the highest accolade a woman can receive. If she is given a seven she is termed a snow white.
2. The highest measure of how many times, positions or different areas of the body a man wants to fuck a woman in one meeting.
1. "She is wifey material. Seven dwarfs."
2. "Shit she would get seven dwarfed from all angles."
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A gangbang involving 7 or more dwarves and a full size female pornstar
Because of her aversion to little people Jenna Jameson was paid an extra $2 million to perform a "dwarf clambake" in the movie A Midsummer Night's Ream
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Gold Dwarves don't share their cousins' dour nature. However, they are less agile. Like shield dwarves they are stout and tough.
Gimli would be more than likely classified here.
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The actor/actress in a play or musical that is obviously the best, but is always getting the crappy roles in plays/musicals do to obvious favoritism of the director.
Boniface: SO, Xylem, what part are you in the play?
Xylem: Oh, I am the tree, but that is OK. Every one tells I'm the Narnia Dwarf, so I'm cool.
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an middle aged idiot who wants to wank with any woman who will listen to him
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