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Ed Westwick

Hot British actor, best known for playing Chuck Bass on the TV series Gossip Girl.

Is currently dating costar Jessica Szohr, who also plays a character on Gossip Girl - Vanessa.

Also lead singer of the indie band The Filthy Youth.

Does an awesome American accent.

Also known as Ed Sexwick. ;

Did I mention hawt?

RandomGirl: Dude, why do we even watch Gossip Girl?

RandomGirl2: ED WESTWICK, woman! Oh, and it's a good show too.

RandomGirl: Ohh yeaah.

by obsessiveitude June 23, 2009

136πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Ed Sheeran

The real life cabbage patch kid

Issac looks like Ed sheeran (cabbage patch kid)

by WELPIMHML October 30, 2019

134πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Special Ed

1. What kids with physical, mental, and sometimes emotional disabilities that are severe enough to interfere with their abilities to preform in the mainstream curriculum are put in.

2. Where they stick you if you don't "learn" the way your supposed to. Students who don't learn by sitting in a desk and copying notes and mindlessly memorizing words are often put in special ed so that the teachers of the class the student is struggling in don't have to put up with the student. In these cases students are often put in a resource class of some sort were they are apparently taught how to learn properly. Some kids in these cases do have actually ADD or something like that. Kids in these kinds of special ed classes can actually be very intelligent.

There are different levels of special ed that range from courses for kids with severe mental retardation to courses with the regular curriculum at a slower or modified pace. A student can be in all special ed classes or just in a few and do fine in his/her other mainstream classes. Special ed shouldn't be in insult.

1. My younger brother is severely autistic so they put him in special ed. He's actually doing quite well now.

2. Teacher: Because you can't sit still for 45 minutes and mindlessly take notes on and memorize useless words every day on a subject you have no interest in without interacting with anyone or doing anything else you need to take a resource period now. You will learn how to be organized, complete homework on time, study, manage time, and write essays. You will also set goals for yourself, we have already set some for you. You will have a 45% more positive attitude and you will write down all your assignments 95% of the time.

Student: I actually dont need this, i know how to do that stuff. Its just that i learn a bit differently and you can't really change the way my mind works.

Teacher: Thats the negative attitude that you need to stop!

Student: *facepalm*

by Polexia December 14, 2009

222πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Ed Reed

A dominating ballhawk of the Baltimore Ravens who seems to terrorize quarterbacks by picking them off for touchdowns.

Andy Reid to Donovan McNabb: "Whatever you do, don't throw the ball where Ed Reed is at"

(D. McNabb throws an interception to Ed Reed)

Andy Reid to Donovan McNabb: "Damn it, I'm benching you!"

Andy Reid to Kevin Kolb: "Whatever you do, don't throw the ball where Ed Reed is at"

(Ed Reed intercepts from K. Kolb for 108 yard touchdown)

Andy Reid to Kevin Kolb: "Goddamn it!"

by KingPhillip May 28, 2009

111πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


ed hochuli

One of the top referees in the NFL, renowned for his thorough rule explanations and imposing physique. Many NFL players joke about how Ed should be playing instead of refereeing - in fact, he did play linebacker in college at UTEP. Overall, Ed is a man of sound principle and massive biceps.

Damn, Ed Hochuli almost tore the sleeves of his shirt when he signaled first down!

by brokensound132 December 28, 2007

54πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Boseley-ed

1. A state of absolute pain. The worst, most severe, bad ass form of ass kicking

2. A state of absolute pleasure

1. "Those chino wankers are getting boseley-ed"
2. "I got boseley-ed last night"

by PitchBlackPrince March 25, 2013


Exelon-ed

The seemingly endless process of pushing for unrealistic & unattainable production goals while purposely ignoring all reality entirely with complete total disregard for all human condition. This is usually driven by bonus-motivated individuals that have never performed any actual mechanical work. These individuals typically retain company positions such as training coordinators, most commonly named James or Jason. Their leisure activities include, but are not limited to, pushing small and round shaped objects into their overly stretched rectums repeatedly until they reach sexual climax, eventually shouting in a detestable tone β€œAttention in the War Room for brief!”

"That contractor never saw the true horror that was in store for them when James & Jason Exelon-ed them"

by nukelife May 5, 2021