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Translated loosely from Spanish to mean "The One-Eyed", El Tuerto is an interesting occurrence in today's society.
Not belonging to a set clique, El Tuerto prefers to roam and is a very social creature. It tends to be insightful, and is very sarcastic and prone to vehement invective when attacked.
The phrase is derived from both Norse Mythology (Odin), and the statement "In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is King."
El Tuerto is a renaissance man of sorts, and prefers to have a diverse knowledge of many things, especially strategy, combat, religion, science, psychology, and languages.
He is oft the one who is speaking in complete sentences in chat rooms and in online games.
Dude, did you see James' grades? He's trying to be El Tuerto!
That guy pwned me like El Tuerto.
A legendary, semi-mystical heroic trivia sage who lives in a Buick Invicta with his best friend, Pepe the Love Goat.
Popular with the nubiles and the ASPCA alike.
Man, you really pulled an el puko on that question, here's a drink. Don't puke, though.
A guy who didn’t care about anything but a sip of a joint
The act of smacking someone, or being smacked. Hit too.
"He was walking along the train tracks, and el smacko! He was killed by the train."
Being incredibly cool in every way possible.
Did you see Az macking that hottie in his sweet ride, he's such an el pimpo.
This is the act of being deep in to a video game and having gone hours without using the bathroom. You have been that fixed on the game you are covered in your own faeces, sometimes head to toe in steamy hot shit. This leads to an extreme case of brown pants but nothing will stop you completing your mission.
Hey Mick I’ll brb the old El Jabba has got the best of me this time. It’s leaking through my floor boards and dripping in the kitchen, it’s dripped in to my mums special hot pot. It’s going to be a two man job to clean, can you help? There’s some hot pot in it for you.
When the word "abortion" just sounds too nasty to say in pleasant company, use the synonym "el borto" instead.
Gentleman: Have you heard? Suzy's just had an el borto.
Lady: Why, no I haven't, but I've heard she's a regular at the el borto clinic.