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A collection of voting integrity laws that aim to combat damage done by Democrat-championed Jim Crow policies. These laws protect voting rights of minorities by making sure their votes are legally cast, certified, and counted the same as all other US citizens' votes. Much as eagles kill and eat crows in the wild, Jim Eagle laws destroy the harmful legacy of Jim Crow.
It pisses me off that democrats supported Jim Crow laws, and now they're opposing Jim Eagle laws.
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When you're having sex in the car & the car suddenly gets rear ended & you fly bush-nest first through the windshield
Kaitlyn was riding it hard through that eagle sex. Shame she broke her neck.
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a Grotesque form of torture and execution practiced by the vikings. The victim's ribs were severed near the spine and the ribs were spread out in a pattern that resembled the wings of an eagle. Salt was often poured into the dying victms wounds.
the Orkneyinga saga contains a famous account of the Blood eagle
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the sexual act of 5 males and 1 female. one of the males penetrates the anus, one does the vagina, one goes in the mouth and the other to get handjobs thus making the female look like a retarded eagle.
there were 5 of us guys and 1 chik so we forced her to perform a retarded eagle
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A handgun origionally made in Israel, by IMI (who are also the makers of the Galil and Uzi). It is gas-operated, and comes in .357, .44, and .50 calibers. Even more powerful against living targets when loaded with hollow-point bullets, which expand when they hit the flesh, easily ahnialating the back of one's head if shot in the face.
Also, pre-pubescent assholes think that the Desert Eagle is an easy to hold weapon that gives next-to-nothing recoil (read: counter strike). However, the moment you hand them a Desert Eagle at a shooting range and they shoot just one bullet off they'll probably: A) Break their wrists from the recoil. -or- B) Break most of their face because they were holding the gun about as lightly as one would hold a BB/Pellet pistol.
Capacities:
.50 Caliber - 7 Rounds
.44 Caliber - 8 Rounds
.357 Caliber - 9 Rounds
...and for all you people who don't know what the hell caliber is, it's the diameter of the bullet. More caliber = more gunpowder = more power.
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A large grocery store chain found mostly in Western Pennsylvania, that lays claim to other businesses such as "Market District", "Iggle Video" and "GetGo". Most often they are 24 hour grocery stores that are often known to over charge for their products, despite the fact that they give discounts on gas for every $50 you spend in their stores.
Hey man, I'm going to Giant Eagle, need anything?
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a less expensive version of abercrombie. they have cool affordable clothing, unlike abercrombie. i like how american eagle because they don't have the brand on every single shirt they sell.
they also have really good jeans for a really cheap price ($29.95).
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