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Verb: To insert one's balls into a women's rectum and then the penis into the vagina, and then just sit there.
derived from a story, not based on an actual person
"Damn my ass hurts"
"Shouldn't have let your man give you a lazy-earl."
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The man that rules over the land of hamburger with an iron fist.
"The current Earl of Hamburger is a tyrant!"
"Yes, he has raised the lettuce tax by 5%"
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Variation of a Hot Toddy made instead with Earl Grey tea and Orange Jubilee Mad Dog 20/20.
Almost time for bed, I sure could go for a piping hot serving of Earl Greg in my mouth!
An uncircumcised penis, with an excessive amount of fore skin.
Tom: Did you see his Eskimo Earl?
Jerry: Yah it looked like it was wearing a parka!!!
Hey have you heard that they found god's real identity?? It's earl sweatshirt
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n. url-woolf
pseudonym for the penis of former pornographic actor Chip Kelly during his failed career in the 1970s era Golden Age of Porn
Chip Kelly: Hey there Ashley Fox! Have you met Earl?
Ashley Fox: Earl who?
Chip Kelly: Earl Wolff! *disrobes pants*
Ashley Fox: OMG that thing is hairy and hideous... but at least it looks like it can run a 4.4 40yard dash.
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Proper Noun;1) The illest of the ill, dopest of the dope, king of men.
ex. How did you get that black eye?
I was caught in the middle of a dirty earl.
ex.2. We are going to be late for work! Dirty earl.
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