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When the Church puts a limit on how many eggs you can find in the egg hunt so you have to improvise
Bro they only let us find 5 eggs each so I had to Easter Keister like 15 of them.
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Guess what it means.......come on
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A sexual maneuver in which a male partner, while having sex with a female partner, puts his testicles inside her anus. This can be performed in a variety of positions, but is traditionally performed from the missionary position.
"When I'm really into a chick, and she's super drunk, I like to pop my balls right up in her ass. Pop, pop! You know, give her the ol' Easter basket."
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When you fill up someones toilet with toilet paper until theres no water left. You then take a shit on top of the tp which resembles an easter basket.
Mike really pissed me off so I went into his bathroom and gave him an easter basket.
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Having enirely too much hair in the pubic region to where your nuts and penis head look like a few eggs in a dark grassy basket.
Dave got so drunk last night that he showed everyone at the party his Easter basket... Gross!
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Eas•ter Pump•kin ee-ster puhmp-kin or, commonly, puhng-kin
1. an episode when you cannot figure out or remember what you are doing or where you are supposed to be. Commonly associated with doing to many things at one time and not able to accomplishing anything. Mothers with young children are commonly associated with this issue.
- Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin
2. after a full night out on the town you often wake up the next morning with regret or time laps in the evening. Unable to recall how you got home, where all your clothes are,why you have excessive bruising...and in extreme cases who the hell is in bed with you.
-When trying to recall an evening of excessive fun you describe it to your friends as being "messed up like an Easter Pumpkin."
3. confused or disoriented...or fucked up
Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin
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Last night I got Fucked up like an Easter Pumpkin
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When a man gives anal sex to a woman On easter, Put it in the Keister for Easter
"baby, after the egg hunt can I put it in the keister for easter?"
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