eat my shit bitch

something that a very sexy woman says when she's sitting on and/or riding her man's face. DOES NOT INVOLVE EATING FECES!

man...it was so hot when my girl sat on my face and yelled, "eat my shit bitch"

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shit eating grin

Sometimes shit-eating grin.

(1) n. A shit eating grin is a very wide and, to the outside observer, stupid looking grin, usually showing smugness, self-satisfaction, or inner humor. The term is most often seen in the expression "Wipe that shit eating grin off your face!", usually said by the aforementioned outside observer. This observer-based definition makes "shit eating grin" the negative counterpart to "You look like the cat who ate the canary." While the two expressions describe the same grin, they have very different connotations. This definition has nothing to do with the term "shit eater".

(2) n. Someone donning a forced smile in an uncomfortable, embarassing, or compromising situation could be said to have a shit eating grin. Because an uncomfortable situation is much more closely related to "eating shit" than smugness, it is plausible to assume that this is the first definition, although far from the most common, and that the above definition is a result of drift from this one.

Both of these uses are documented in the Oxford English Dictionary no earlier than 1957.

(1) Upon telling Elaine he knew a secret, Jerry donned a shit eating grin and refused to reveal it.

(2) Forced to admit defeat, the politician managed a shit eating grin as he called for and end to "bipartisan rhetoric".

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shit-eating grin

A smile indicating a joyous secret.

"You got the promotion! I knew there was a reason for that shit-eating grin."

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shit eating grin

The smirk on one's face that makes you want to punch it.

Larry thinks he's funny with his shit eating grin.

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eat that mule shit

The option of last resort after following a donkey trail in a desert for many days.

I'd been walking for 17 days. I had water but no food. The hoofprints seemed to be leeding nowhere. Then I saw it - I just had to eat that mule shit.

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shit eating contest

A particularly bad situation in which people seem to be unwittingly exacerbating things.

The Bush administration, a literal shit eating contest, the current job market.

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Shit eating beast

Any animal, monster, or thing that disgusts you upon seeing it

Girl: Did i miss anything in the movie? Man: Just a couple shit eating beasts