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A womans car. Last year almost 70% of new car registrations of Eclipse in the United States were done by women. Designers of the eclipse admit it was designed with the female market in mind.
Official list of top womens cars
1.Mitsubishi Spyder Eclipse
2.Saturn l-300
3.Toyota Rav 4
4.Mitsubishi Eclipse (not spyder)
5.Land Rover Freelander
6.Ford Mustang (girly car not womens car)
this is not to be confused with Ford Mustang which is not a womans car. It is actually a Girls car, usually seen at drivers ed parking lots. Big difference.
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When an albino black person walks past an Indian with down syndrome.
It is dangerous to stare directly at a punar eclipse.
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A lunar eclipse looks just like a solar eclipse, but is instead when evil people on the moon decide to take over the universe with snipers and other shit like that.
OMG! It's a sniper.
Must be a lunar eclipse.
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One of the biggest pieces of shit ever offered by the Mitsubishi Motor Company. It was assembled in Normal Illinois coming off the same line as the Eagle Talon from 1990 to 1999 and had zero actual Mitsubishi content being of all Chrysler heritage. Eclipses are preferred by chicks and queers.
Look at that POS Mitsubishi Eclipse, man that guy seems like the kinda guy that would also drive a Ford Probe.
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A girl car, that ricers are in denial about it indeed, being a girl car.
Bryce, who is a girl, drives a mitsubishi eclipse.
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A Bowlar Eclipse refers to a bowl loaded, in a bong or similar smoking paraphernalia, so fat that you can no longer see the black resin in the bowl. In a sense, you would be overflowing the bowl, but not excessively.
Yo man, Johnny just loaded such a fatty Bowlar Eclipse. Way better than Ryan's Event Horizon he loaded earlier today.
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The single most different designed pistol from the kimber arms company, firing .45's in a short-springed blowback function. A stainless steel body with black finnish and night black gloss sights. Consisting of multiple variants including short barrels. Damn fine handgun.
If i had a pistol for the zombie apocalypse, i'd use a Kimber Eclipse... I gotta look good when i'm a corpse!
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