Regal Eyed

When a Bass system hits so hard your eyes start to squint

That system made me regal eyed!!

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Fat Eyed

A Cannabis induced state causing your eyes to go red and fat looking, your eyelids to cover half the eyeball and your mouth to stay in a permantly fixed grin

(LAD A walks through Liverpool City Centre on his own Fat Eyed)
LAD A: " everyone knows I'm Blitzed, they're all looking at me, this is horrible "

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Bung-eyed will

Ozzy bogan who is more retched than the mildew on your grandmothers ceiling

Typically drives a clapped out 20 year old Fourbie

That cunt Will is hella bung-eyed.

Stop getting attracted to preschoolers your acting like bung-eyed will

Pooch Eyed

Getting so exceptionally drunk that one's eyes share the dumb quality of those of a hound.

Shane n' I are gonna' head down to the bar n' get pooch eyed. 'Care to join?

Pirate-Eyed

The condition of only being able to use one eye to obtain any kind of visual clarity, the other being shut. Can be brought on by excessive alcohol, opiate, or benzodiazepine use.

<drunk guy a> ugh god man i'm so pirate-eyed i ain't see shit, this whole place looks flat *trips over something*
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........

Pure eyed

A pure eyed person will never see the bad things on earth and thinks of everything as a great and amazing thing

Her family died and she is still happy she is so pure eyed

straight eyed

to not be cross eyed.

I'd rather have you straight eyed than cross eyed.