eight minutes

an acceptable time frame for a guy to jerk off quickly, without it being too over quick. -if start to finish a guy cums in under 8 minutes, he should never make mention of it, as it would be an embarrassing insult.

guy1: how long did that virus scan take?
guy2: no longer than eight minutes
guy1: AUGGHH
guy2: lol

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Eight-Six

Used to describe a toyota corolla between the years of 1984-1987 becuase the chassis is a AE86 much like a 1986-1992 rx7 being refered to as a FC3S or a 1989-1993 240sx being refered to as a S13.

That's one clean eight-six. Sound's like a 4 AG to me.

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Crazy Eight

Old English 800 malt liquor

I'm goin' down to the corner store an picking up a 40 ounce crazy eight.

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eight inches

An erect penis length that about one out of fifty men has, but about one out of ten claims.

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Q: What's a Gay Eight?

A: Six inches.

Q: OK, so what's a genuine eight inches?

A: No one I know (sighs).

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straight eight

slang term used for time spent in prison when plea bargaining a murder charge. Means 8 years and parole rather then the 25 to life in most states.

Henny would only give a full confession if he was promised a straight eight by the district attorney.

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quarter to eight

a BMW 745

You see my boy kickin it in the new quarter to eight?

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Bracket Eight

Bracket Eight is the correct way to explain the sexual act called "69ing" or "sixty nining." The man's penis goes into the woman's mouth and the man's tongue goes into the woman's vagina, therefore the man is the bracket. The woman is represented by the "8" because both extensions of the bracket penetrate the openings of the eight "8," the mouth and vagina of the woman.

{8 (The real bracket cannot be used on Urban Dictionary)

Hate 'em, date 'em, bracket eight 'em.

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