When that nigga Conner thinks he’s too cool for everyone else.
“Get off your elevated steed Conner, nobody gives a rat’s dick hole about your Gucci fanny pack.”
When someone enters an elevator expecting the person closest to the panel of buttons to press one for them.
Susan walked into the elevator calling out her floor number with Elevation Expectation.
When you fart in an elevator before you exit, leaving it for the next unsuspecting person.
Jaime left An Elevator Suprise for his boss Jim, when he was heading down to the break room.
The phenomenon in which people evenly distribute themselves in an elevator, especially after people get on or off said elevator.
Failure to do so will result in very awkward situations.
John: The elevator's stopped, time for elevator diffusion!
Kate: Why is this random standing right next to me?
John: Hey buddy! Follow elevator diffusion!
Random: Sorry, man
When a fuckboy sends you a video of him wanking and his knob is bigger than his skinny Dick
Zach has an elevator knob
dull uninteresting music of the type heard in elevators
I wish they would play something besides this boring elevator music.
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An elevator game commonly played in not so busy elevators with a group of friends, created by a shelter island school student(not aloud to say names). The way you play this game is, you get into an elevator with at least one friend. You hit the top floor button and then guess what floor it will land on before you reach the top or bottom depending on the way you're going when you play. If you guess correctly you win, and thats a point, or something. idk. Remember though before a new round starts you must say "1, 2, 3, ELEVATOR BINGO"
"This museum is boring"
"Let's play elevator bingo!"
"Alright"
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