Elmo's Song

A song sang by Elmo off Seasame Street

''La la la la! la la la la. Elmo's Song

Elmo Knots

Excessive knotted up ass hairs of a ginger that has a very hairy anal region.

I’m so repulsed. That burly, hairy ginger plumber they sent out bent over and his plumer’s crack was spouting Elmo Knots.

I finally shagged that Hot ginger chick in accounting. But dude her ass was full of Elmo Knots.

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Elmo's World

Elmo’s World is a segment on Sesame Street hosted by Elmo, an annoyingly high-pitched furry red monster who has the ability to communicate with fish. He owns magic crayons which he apparently has a fetish for.

Besides Teletubbies, Elmo’s World is inarguably the trippiest show ever. Everything in the house is alive, as well as the house itself is alive. Given the fact that every object you encounter has the potential to be a breathing, sentient being makes me wonder if Elmo has been using acid the entire time the program’s been aired. The show also features an annoying talking computer, as well as a television set that has channels for every topic imaginable. Elmo’s doorway is actually a portal that leads to numerous parallel dimensions. When you put all these factors together, Elmo’s World sounds more like a science fiction than a children’s program.

Elmo’s World also stars Mr. Noodle, a homeless man who lives just outside of Elmo’s house. He is featured on every episode, each with him performing certain duties and somehow managing to screw up every time (even the kids know what to do). Elmo’s World is one psychedelic show. It makes Barney look normal in comparison.

I watched Elmo's World when I had nothing else to do. Now I can't get that stupid theme song out of my head.

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spicy elmo

When a girl puts hot sauce in her mouth and proceeds to fellate.

"I bet Hooters chicks give really great spicy elmos."

"She gave me a spicy elmo so I gave her my blue cheese."

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Elmo-Licker

A degrading word, mostly used as an insult, or put-down.

Dude, why didn't you help me back there? You Elmo-Licker!

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Elmo’s world

A show on Sesame Street starring Elmo

Hey wanna watch elmo’s World

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Rainbow Elmo

when you're in the middle of a sexual encounter with a partner, and begin thinking about old kids television shows, and as you climax, you make the sound of Elmo laughing.

"Yeah, he fucking Rainbow Elmo'd all over my face"

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