a fail that is so epic it is almost a win, or failtastic.
johnny v is an epic fail.
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Kids from ages 11-13 Who think that saying "Epic", "Fail", "OMG" Or any combination of the above with any amount of Z's on the end will make them "cool"
Person 1: Lol i love Portal 2
Epic Fail Kid: ZoMFG!! ThaT Ga3M is SUUUCHhhh an EPIC FAil HAHAHA!!!!!
Person 1: -shoots self-
Variant of Fail Ale; the uber Fail Ale.
Also, manslaughter case resulting from lethal excessive consumption of fail ale (usually forced).
Russ: Rowan, dude, enough with the funky brewing ingredients, remember your last Epic Fail Ale court appearance? Not only were you found guilty of dispatching your housemateโs perfectly amiable boyfriend, the radiation poisoning left in the living room resulted in the ASPCA haranguing you for months over alleged chemical torture of your favourite goldfish, Floptimus Prime.
Row: No, Russell! You said youโd never mention Floptimus Prime ever again! I loved him like a brother. *sobs*
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The words are self-explanatory; inspired from games like Guitar Hero, the words are used when someone fails to complete something, or made fun of him/herself while doing so.
Speaker 1: Dude, im so gonna make this basket!
*he misses
Speaker 2: Haha, epic fail man.
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Impending failure of monumental proportions. Being told this phrase can only mean one thing: there is absolutely zero chance of any victory. There is only complete and utter conquest and slaughter. The prase most suited to noobs with a poor grasp of the reality of the situation
In Star Craft:
Me: You should really build your defenses up.
noob: <doesn't build defenses up>
Zergs:<gathering>
Me: Epic fail imminent...
Zergs: <rush>
noob: <suffers epic death>
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A 4Chan Meme that never seems to win, and fails in epic proportions. You can always see EFG in the infamous Guy Fawkes mask.
FUCKING GET... Epic Fail Guy fails at failing!
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