erection inspection

a game one plays with ones friends in which one calls "erection inpection" during an eroticly charged or appropriate part of a movie, the freinds are then bound by honour to stand strait, hips out with there hands on their head, any among the group with erections are either shunned and never spoken of or given mad props for the fearfull pork sword he has sprouted, this is often context specific and depends on the nature of your friends.

(william wallace exposes himself)

Karl: Erection Inspection!

Jack: oh dude... ethan

Ethan: yeah, umm

Karl: just leave

51👍 12👎

mass erect

A term used to refer to the video game Mass Effect, a sci-fi role playing game from developer Bioware for the Xbox 360 released on November 20th, 2007.

Originally used to communicate an individual's excitement of the game prior to its release. The game also allows the user, who plays as Commander Shepherd - to have sexual relationships with some of his or her shipmates which lends itself to the sexual reference and the ease with which "effect" can be changed to "erect"

Forumposterguy #1: "Oh snap, new Mass Effect trailer is up!."
Forumdood #2: "/checks pants. Yep, I'm Mass Erect"

139👍 40👎

black erection

A large erection but softer than asian or whites.

After experiencing black erections she went back to white and asian guys and never went black again.

27👍 5👎

Erection Affection

The maximum love of someone/thing to where an erection may occur.

I have an erection affection over tacos

55👍 14👎

Auto erect

When a person (usually male) types a text while extremely horny, usually using only one hand for obvious reasons with such terrible grammar that auto correct practically rewrites it all. Often contains words so bad autocorrect can’t fix, and entire sentences that make absolutely no sense.

Guy 1: furiously jerking off holy funny in so hunter rihut now
(Auto erect t/n: holy fuck I’m so horny right now)

[re-erection]

The situation in which multiple erections are had in rapid fashion.In other words:getting horny then getting horny again soon after the first boner wears off,usually from the same female.

God,Andrea looked hot as hell in that miniskirt,I had a re-erection all day,i just wanted to tear her up!

erection fest

Erection fest is the most merry time of year! The Jolly day that the Christmas Tree is erected. A day that calls for hard celebration!

Merry Christmas kind stranger! Come to my erection fest celebration and see how big mine is? My tree.