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A girl is blowing you, you pull out, cum in her mouth then immediately punch her in the face as hard as you can. Then you descend your balls into her cum and blood-filled mouth. This creates the sandwich: sauce (blood), cheese (cum), and balls (self-explanatory). This is best performed with a monkey and an organ grinder in the corner creating musical accompaniment.
Bunny Teeters was in the mood for something a little exciting, so Butch Putchy decided to spice things up by giving her an Erie Meatball Sandwich and knocked out three of her teeth.
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A Lake Erie Log Jam can be found in the bowl of 50% of public toilets. It is created by the first person that uses a non-functioning public toilet by totally fucking up the bowl with a huge Steamer and then tops it off with half the roll of toilet paper, which starts the Log Jam. Next person who has a Hydraulic Shit coming on and happy to find a shitter working or not adds to the log pile then uses what’s left of the roll. The next and subsequent people have no choice but to shit on top of the log pile or shit their pants, which adding to the pile makes more sense than laying down a Skid Mark in their pants which of course leads to a Rusty Bumper. After several people have assaulted the bowl, with none of it going down a LAKE ERIE LOG JAM is created, so named as if you live in the Midwest, and are north of the continental divide, that shit’s gonna wind up in Lake Erie one way or another.
I had to Carpenter Cut a Lake Erie Log Jam at McDonald’s or shit my pants!
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When you take an air horn and shove it up someone's ass.
He was being a little mouthy so I gave him a Lake Erie Light House. That shut him up.
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When you try to type "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' but for some reason microsoft decides to randomly switch your keyboard layout from dvorak to qwerty
yd. ;gjt xpr,b urq hgml.e rk.p yd. na'f eri seriously, again?
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Baby fever induced by a cute man
Bitchboy: I wanna have this dude's baby right fucking now I wanna be bent over already.
Bitchboy 2: L + ratio + eri moment
when you learn about the new dvorak layout of the keyboard and write "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" using it.
A - "Hey, do you know what ~yd. 'gcjt xpr,b urq hgmlo rk.p yd. na;f eri~ means??
B - "Ur weird bro."
A group of idiots who somehow got their filthy little hands on some instruments and hey, they ain’t that bad. They’re tigs. #skotigs . Known instruments are violin, slightly bigger violin, chello and a massive box thing.
Well, EHS has choir, marching band, symphonic band, jazz bad, and the other thing... yea Erie High School orchestra.