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a dance where it doesn't matter if your ugly, you always will get grinded by anyone if you wear a fitted dress.
"Woah, did you just grind that ugly girl with the nice body?" "Yeah, its the essex hunt dance."
When something finally goes right in a stupid situation.
Wow I can't believe Kanye one the election! Essex!
Guys when my parents divorced I now have two Christmas's! Essex!!
Essex - An elderly woman most commonly known for being an incredibly attractive female that hits on younger men. It is the next gen version of what is commonly referred to as a Cougar.
If you spot an Essex beware of the following:
1. DO NOT RUN, it triggers her epeen to become fully erect and display her hostile nature of killing players.
2. Can hit on younger men in mili-seconds.
3. Has a fetish for incredibly well furnished housing.
4. Has a known obsession with Chua's.
keep posted for further updates about this rare humanoid.
Happy birthday Essex
stupid ass town 20 minutes away from windsor. we have about 7 different pizza places but not a single walmart.
“where do you live”
“essex ontario”
“ew fuck off hoe”
Either a tall, hot, hairy chested guy from Essex, typically named Ian, who is easily the sexiest guy in the room... or a Teddy bear you can buy from Adventure Island at Southend-on-Sea. Both are great to cuddle up with, but only one will make you truly happy.
Girl 1: Who's that guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Ian. He's a real Essex Bear
Girl 1: I must have him now
/ ‘es.iks ,g3:l /
Noun (archaic, informal)
-see also ‘witch,’ ‘harpy,’ ‘siren,’ ‘Jezebel,’ ‘harlot,’
Q: How many men does it take to change an Essex Girl?
A: None! She ain’t changing for no Chad!