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Ethan is very sweet, caring, and loving. He has had a lot of girlfriends but that's because they always broke up with him. He would never hurt his girlfriend. He has very soft lips, with smooth, soft, and clear face. He always texts his girl every day <3. He would beat up his girls ex-boyfriend if he talked bad about her. He knows how to dance, he loves MJ. And his a little shorter then every one else. But oh well :)
I love you Ethan- Kitty
Gf:(thouching his face)
Ethan: hahaha, I guess you like my face?
Gf: yeah! It's so soft
Gfs ex: ewwww, shes so fat and ugly!
Ethan: shut the f**k up, or I will put you head up your ass.
Gfs ex: haha, yeah right! She looks like something from hell.
Ethan: that's it (beats up gfs ex)
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A type of egg which sleeps during class and other important things
Normal way (pass me an egg) new way (pass me an ethan)
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A man who cares about the feelings of girls, enjoys the cowgirl position, wants to travel the world, his favorite colour is typically blue, he loves Canada and hockey, hates the Patriots, and buys his girlfriend Vera Bradley things.
"Wow, that's a cute Vera Bradley wallet. Where'd you get it?"
"Ethan bought it for me."
"Ohh, how typical of him!"
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