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to be on the straight and narrow, not mentally unwell.
I want to be on an even kiln.
The perfect response if your goal is to make any situation awkward. The word "even" makes it just that much weirder.
"Haven't you ever thought of us sleeping together?"
Nope. Not even in the butt.
"Have you ever done cocaine?"
Nah. Not even in the butt.
"Would you like a refill?"
No thanks. And not even in the butt, sir."
The person you spend time with on a particular evening.
I went to the Carly Rae Johnson concert with my evening companion.
When you have a large group of dogs and you choose one to stay in bed with you and eat strawberries. The other dogs get nothing.
Hey young man, would you like to be dog of the evening?
Even parborg loves oatmeal and floorball
Even parborg is good at floorball
When ever someone tells you something and you disagree and you do it to.
You are bad kid bet you cant drink this
Not even kid