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excel master

"Just like Mozart mastered the piano to make beautiful music, an Excel Master mastered Excel to make beautiful spreadsheets." -jh

An Excel Master makes a layman's Excel spreadsheet look like a paper towel after cleaning up a pizza party gone to the dogs.

Typically, Excel Masters hold their former Excel spreadsheets dear to their heart.

Since an Excel Master may have a special fondness of numbers and organization, they make great co-workers and friends.

Step back!---Jon's creating an Excel Masterpiece and you know that means; Mozart is rolling in his grave. It's okay Mozart, we'll play your Piano Concerto No. 24 at the unveiling of Jon's latest Excel Masterpiece.

Why didn't you tell me that Jon's an Excel Master? I spent the past hour working on this sloppy spreadsheet, while he's over there like a wizard using his Excel Mastery arts.

by SP@RKLE February 12, 2017


Excel

Excel=monkey

Excel is a monke

by Leob1253 April 21, 2022


Excel

Someone who most likely gets bitches but doesn't necessarily want them. Opposite of an excel.

Dude, did you see that guy rejected the cheerleader, he's such an excel!

by Jombozone April 7, 2022


Piss of Excellence

Mixing Mountain Dew with Jack Daniels for the best drink ever! It'll literally turn you piss excellent!

Can anyone make the Piss of Excellence?

by The GarrBear November 27, 2011


Ghost excelents

A virgin who mains caustic in the game apex legends and still utter trash

He is such a Ghost excelents

by Bubblegum999 March 31, 2021


Extraordinarily Excellent Entities

An object show created by WebzForevz 8 years ago on Nov 26, 2014. It has canon LGBTQ+ characters and a gay couple in the show! The show ended, and the creator is currently releasing shorts of it.

Yo, did you hear about Broomer kissing Chalky (I think thats his name idfk I haven't really watched the show in a while) in one of Extraordinarily Excellent Entities shorts?

by @testbulbrush on tt February 6, 2023


ted and todd's excellent adventure

A euphemism for the insurance/railroad/utility/vacuum cleaner conglomerate Berkshire Hathaway.

Ted and Todd are Ted Weschler and Todd Combs, portfolio managers at Berkshire. Used especially to refer to Berkshire in the future, after Ted and Todd assume all duties from their predecessors Warren Buffet and Charlie Munger.

Then again, Sir. Martin (terrifyingly) said that he thought Ted and Todd's excellent adventure might turn out more like Loews after dad retired...

by ThadMcM September 8, 2020