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the one jerk you will always kinda love. that hurt you. that you gave a second chance to and he still hurt you! that will smile at you and wave then talk about you behind your back. the person you hope gets hit by a bus and wrecks his pretty little camero :)
One day day the ex-boyfriend is driving in his camero and "BOOM" he gets hit and it goes flying into a tree!
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When you get back together with an ex, especially multiple times.
"Isn't she dating Jim?"
"Oh no, she's going for a second ex-remix."
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most amazing video game ever created, good graphics, incredible story-line and amazing gameplay.
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Someone who you thought liked you and thought it was all going somewhere, only to find out the person you spoke to didn’t label anything and didn’t feel the same about you.
Instead of making a fool of yourself and saying that you guys dated (when the person you spoke to would say that you guys never dated), well, behold the newest definition - half an ex!
Her: I can’t believe you would lead me on like that!! I thought you liked me.
Him: Well we never agreed on labels. And you’re not an ex so
Her: You’re right. We’re not exes, and thank god for that! You’re half an ex!
An individual who used to identify as Muslim and no longer is.
Ex Muslims are bad asses. Especially the ones who reside in Muslim countries. It takes strength and courage to leave a religion which condemns you to death for doing so. It takes strength and courage to be true to yourself when your Muslim family and Muslim friends judge and shun you for it.
Person A: What is an Ex-Muslim?
Person B: An Ex Muslim is someone who used to follow Islam, the followers are called Muslims. Now they don't practice or follow Islam so they are no longer Muslim."
Person A: "Good for them."
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1. Someone who convinced you at one point that you were the only one for them but then decided to dump you when times got rough.
2. Someone who put you on high pedestal in the beginning but then became unattracted to you when they realized they couldn't give you what you wanted. So they purposely sabotaged the relationship and made you look like the bad person in the end. And to fill the void, they pursued other woman quickly after the break-up (including a mutual friend) and convinced themselves that YOU weren't good enough for them.
3. Someone you meet up with after the break-up who apologizes for everything they've done, kisses you, hugs you, holds your hand, and tells you sweet nothings only to make excuses (at the end) and admit that they STILL don't want to be with you anymore and that you two aren't meant to be.
4. Someone who plays with your emotions because they know you're still not over them.
5.. Someone who won't realize they lost the best thing they were ever going to have until it's too late.
Ex-boyfriend: I took you for granted...I really missed you...you were the only girl who tried to understand me... *kiss* *hug* *holding hands*
(half an hour later) You're perfect..You're beautiful... I'm emotionally unstable... I don't know what I want in my life right now... I can't give you what you want... I want you to be happy... We're not made for each other, I don't want to go back out with you etc. etc.
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Short for Deus Ex Machina, or the literary term for an event or person coming out of the blue and doing something miraculous or unprecedented.
The game of the same name has your character, JC Denton coming from nowhere and changing the world drastically in a matter of days.
We worked as slaves to the terrible aliens for years, and then Eminem came over and detonated a nuke on the planet. Talk about Deus Ex!
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