FTW

Usually used as For The Win or Fuck The World.

In this case, Free The Whales.

Tim: FTW *waves sign with a whale on, about*
Ellie: ftw?
Tim: FREE THE WHALES!!!!!!!!!

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FTW

Fucking Time Wasters. Someone who wastes your time.

Those FTW were wasting my time.

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ftw

Fuck the what. When someone says or does something so ludicrous that you feel compelled to ask "wtf? (What the Fuck?)" but you change your mind because it's not even worth an explanation, so you'd say "ftw."

Guy 1: "I think I just had drunken sex with my mom."

Guy 2: (thinks this over in his head) "You know what? ftw..."

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ftw

"Fuck the What?"

Commonly misinterpreted as "for the win", this simple, yet overly-confused abbreviation, is actually an interrogative sentence. It implies the confusion of the ASKER to the ASKED's initial sentence.

ftw

Arturo: "Fuck the &*X#@"
Ben: "Fuck the what?"

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FTW

An interjection meaning "Fut the wuck," a clever play of words off of "what the fuck."

Doctor: You have down syndrome.
Dude with down syndrome: FTW!

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ftw

Fuck the what. It's like "what the fuck," except more confused.

Friend: Dude today I woke up in a land of magical unicorns and fairies and a miniature pirate gave me a pickle.
You: ...ftw?

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ftw

FTW? - Fuck The What?

The reverse of the commonly used internet abbreviation, WTF, which stands for "What the fuck". FTW? is used as a question after someone says "fuck this" or "fuck that"; or after someone says "WTF".

"WTF man! that's my junk your grabbing!"
"FTW? Your grabbing whose junk?"

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