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The secret meeting-grounds of the mythical humanoid race known as the boomers. Dangers within include the infamous minion memes that your parents fell victim to, the big zucc and the irritating but effective raid shadow legends ads that fend off comedy from the land.
Side effects after visiting include extreme levels of frustration, excessive death of braincells and 'boomification'. If tempted to go there, DO NOT. YOU HAVE BEEN ADVISED.
dad: Look at this picture I found on facebook (scrolls down facebook to find meme from 5 years ago)
person: oh no
An addicting website that people use a lot while they're having their grades are getting lowered, eyes are becoming irritated, and their fingers are swelling up. Many people on Facebook are looking like they're best friends with people they barely even talk to, and are trying to prove themselves that they are the shit by putting fake photos and videos about themselves but really, they just look like conceited idiots doing a pathetic job proving Facebook friends that they are the shit.
Facebook user: If I post a video of me and one of my friends playing each other in basketball, we're gonna prove to everyone we know on Facebook that we're hot shit!!
Where pussies can act tough and where girls take bikini pictures for creeps to look at
Did you see Sandras new bikini pics on facebook?
A website where people tell you about there problems you dont want to hear about
I hate people who post there problems on facebook
A free place to find all the drama you could ever want!
also, Facebook= The latest advancement in Stalking technology
A free place to find all the drama you could ever want!
Go on Facebook and get all the free drama you could ever get from a free site!
Friends Family & Strangers connect to the world wide web daily to view (& stalk) peoples Facebooks
Hell. Actually I'd probably take hell over eHarmony's douchebag cousin.
You go on facebook to see everyone is living it up and feeling each other up while you're stuck with no notifications, meaning no one said shit to you. Or worse, there is a notification that a bully posted some bullshit on your wall.
Conceited, popular bitches regularly "clean up" their friends lists so you better maintain an acceptable image, i.e. have lots of shameless pictures featuring you in posses and hundreds of supposed friends. Your pictures should be "tagged" by others, giving you less control.
And don't bother to look past that inane "news feed" less you're cool with being branded a stalker. Oddly enough, most people still dissect profiles so you're always being judged by the people you stupidly just gave access to your business. Oh yeah, and everyone is a member so you better get with the program or you're weiiiiiiiiird at this point.
Want a girlfriend? Then welcome to virtual hell my man.
A website that was formerly used for College and University students, but now High School students are allowed to use it. Since then, a bunch of 13 year olds that think they are in High School have invaded facebook and turned it into a site where they can post all of their slutty pictures.
Facebook was cool before those kids showed up and ruined it.
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