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Got eighteen months for espionage
Too much brandy for breakfast
And people tend to let you down
It's a swine.
Fantastic life
Dole penicillin to eastern ching plague-ridden
And one thing I have found
What you cast out will hit back
And a man will find he has to deny his
Fantastic life
Ours is not to look back
Ours is to continue the crack
Met a 54 year old dustbin man
And '48 he'd been in Jerusalem
Sold surplus oil to Arab fighters
For M-cocktails to burn Jewish terrorists
What a turn-up!
Fantastic life
Style's too easy to buy nowadays
And there's interference with the mail
And you just can't get out the words
Some people think if they had a job they'd be well
Now!
A fantastic lie!
The Siberian mushroom Santa
Was in fact Rasputin's brother
And he didst walk round Whitechapel
To further the religion of forgiven sin murder
Fantastic lie!
No lie, friend called David
He said he had a barney on Corporation Street
He said he told the policeman what he really thought
But knowing him I don't believe that crap
A Fantastic lie
And I just thought I'd tell you
And I just thought I'd tell you
About fantastic life
And I just thought I'd tell you
Some fantastic lies
And I just thought I'd tell you
And I just thought I'd tell you
I walked right (West) round Wakefield Jail
A fantastic life
And I just thought I'd tell you
And I just thought I'd tell you
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someone who is talented or skilled and putting condoms on to the penis of their partner / boyfriend / fuck buddy
you're plastic fantastic babe
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When chatting with a girl at a bar or a party, attempting to say the word "fantastic" as many times as possible in normal conversation before she notices.
Alternatively, a variation of this game involves going up to a girl, staring at her chest, and saying "fantastic fantastic fantastic..." as many times as possible before getting punched in the face.
"Did you see Ace play the fantastic game with that chick at Roscoe's last night? He must've dropped at least 20 fantastics before she walked away."
"FANTASTIC FANTASTIC FANTA --- BAM!"
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That the thing or topic is fantastic and surprising
Wow that's fantastic
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This is a phrase that haunts people everywhere. Children and adults alike are all terrified when they hear this. If you've looked this up, then you're either traumatized already or about to be traumatized.
When I heard someone say "I feel fantastic, hey hey hey hey," I instantly screamed and ran away.
A move usually performed for the sexual thrill. A male ties his genitals to a bungee cord and tie the other end to a bridge or an awning high enough. Then the male jumps off the awning to experience the thrill (only if his dick is still attached)
"Yo, John said he did a Mr Fantastic yesterday!"
"ewwie"
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See also fantastic
Something so fantastic, it fills the fantastic quota. On the scale of 1 to fantastic, it is the top rating.
"That Pirate Party was full fantastic."
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