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A person who has reached ultimate crustiness and disgustingness, a person who has lost all humanity to being gross
Person 1 :Yo did you see that girl eating a week old piece of dominos pizza
Person 2: ya she’s is like such a fester
v. 1. To call it quits. End of shift, or had enough fun for the day or night.
2. To give up.
Short for 'Uncle' as in Uncle Fester
"Fester..... I've had a long day and can't wait to kick it back at the house"
"Fester" ...I give up....what do I owe? I'm cashin' out"
'Fester,.......baby, let's bounce'
A name given to a very specific individual who lives off a trust fund while leaching off of his peers. Often very lazy, impotent, vulgar, disrespectful to his parents, narcissistic, trash talker and in most cases drugs his victims while he films incognito. Fester (s) are generally socially awkward and practice many forms of gas-lighting, cyber stalking, crimen injura , cyber theft, industrial espionage, colluding, rape , inter-species inter-course, racist , double standards, hypocrite and take the cake as an uber goffel. A Fester is generally accompanied with his bucket bunny aka Ta mi or " Tam" for short, who takes on the task as the Fester's right hand ( juntu/slut).
A Fester from the under world name known as "Festa" are born from embryo sacks which are laid 100's of meters beneath the earths surface. The parent or metamorphic queen slob known as Ga Bi or "Gabi" lays approximately upto 30 larvae which from birth kill off the weaker ones until there is only one Festerling ( name for a pupa or baby grub Festa) . Although they share many habits and features like humans there is a distinct red flag when you encounter a Fester. It generally chants the words " I just can't" at any given moment should it be put to task. Shortly after the first uttering the Fester will grab an Iphone and get hold of his birth parent known as the Ga-Bi while violently cursing at anything that passes through its very tiny brain.
Look at that lazy fester fuck.
Oh fuck off fester!
Dude Fester fucked a duck!
Better stay clear of any of those fester types.
A person or a group (Festers) of people attending Coachella festival. Now referred to as Coachella.
Festers have landed in Indio, ready to brave the sand and party to the music!
Someone who truly and utterly pisses you off to the point of homicidal rage
Look it's fester fucknuts
The act while walking of fixing your pants and swinging you arm out infront of you.
Kid 1: Look at that guy he must be a pimp.
Kid 2: How do you know?
Kid 1: Look at him Festering The Fingers
Shaving your head then applying lubricant and shoving it into your partners anus.
Ted greased up his head and gave Jake the festering of a lifetime.