fig pecker

A bird. Also, a delicacy in ancient Rome: the unborn embryo of a chicken still in the shell.

I cannot stop eating these! Pass me some more fig peckers!

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Fig Cena

The Best cena gimmick of this era, The face that runs the place and the only cena that matters.

Fig Cena, a guy that does the cena gimmick the best.

Fig Newton

Someone who has hippie tendencies and beliefs. Often referred to as, granola, tree hugger, earth warrior, or all natural

That stanky hoe is so fig newton, she needs a bath.

figged out

Being as messed up as possible on whatever substance is available at the time

Man, I am so figged out I can't keep my eyes open!

I am going to the bar to get so figged out I end up in jail.

If you aren't figged out, you haven't had enough yet.

I was so figged out, I let a girl pee on me.

fig newton

a word often used to refer to black and mild cigars because they taste somewhat of the fig newton cookie

i wish this fig newton would never end

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The Fig Newton

Dancing The Fig Newton or doing the Fig Newton refers to the "dance" one does when going through drug withdrawal, namely heroin, or oher opiates. The "dance" is usually done in a bed, with the covers tightly pulled over ones head, and usually includes leg kicking movements, rolling around in bed, and the constant sitting up and lying down again that comes with the uncomfortability of heroin withdrawal. The Fig Newton is traditionally danced in a pool of one's own sweat, and is usually accompanied by the traditional soundtrack of constant moaning, and occasional soft cries and/or whimpers.

I know I haven't seen you guys in a while, but I've been trying to quit this shit, and I spent the last 4 days doing the fig newton in my fucking room.

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FIG

Famed Imagined Girlfriend. This is a Famous Imaginary Girlfriend, who has actualized, taken form and is present.

My lover is also my FIG

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