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Filipinos are ethnic group from Philippines in Southeast Asian continent between Malaysia and Indonesia
they are the only one Spaniard in this continent and they look like an Italian race
they pray to Jesus Christ because Jesus loves them, they are very hardworking and dedicated workers all around the globe and Spain needs them because they speak Spanish
the most noticeable Filipino invention is their crimson red spaghetti made of tomato sauce and candies
to be a Filipino without being from Philippines is, puff your chest out around, gnarl your face like it can lift a 3 pounds of bottled water and and violently scream random filipino words with a Minion accent
person: where you from?
Filipino: i'm from the Philippines, im Filipino and i'm a Spaniard but i look like an Italian, im very handsome!! PROUD TO BE PINOY!!!!
person: that's cool?
Filipino: where you from? why you are not white caucasian? why you have brown eyes and black hair with your beige skin? YOU ARE A FILIPINO LIKE ME!!!!! WE'RE BROTHERS!!!
person: sorry nope, my family are from Puerto Rico
Filipino: DOESNT MATTER, WE'RE ALL FILIPINOS!!!
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OK.....filipino's are ASIANS!!!! get it right.... not Pacific Islanders. Pacific Islanders are like people from Samoa, Tonga, Cook Is etc. Filipino's act black and think they can fight but really they just asians with darker skin. so thats ALL you need to know about the filipino race. So when you see a filipino say to them "stop tryin to be black... your not" and dont worry because they wont do anything as long as your with a samoan/tongan...!!
Hey filipino boy! You aint black..
he says "what the fuck u say?"
(big samoan/tongan dude steps infront of you)
and then you say "WATTTTTT".....
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1. type at a rate of 10-20WPM
2. maids that keep houses clean
3. lovers of karaoke
4. have worse broken english than singaporeans and malaysians.
1.
filipino1: "h----i------"
filipino2: "h-----o---w-----is-----u"
2.
s'porean: "(insert philo name here), make sure you crean the house whiles i go work can?"
filipino maid: "yes sir, i always keep house crean"
3.
filipino1: "after tha party is there karoake?"
filipino2: "ofcorZz the kBOX alwys happn'n here"
4. see above
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1. People who are better than Americans and you can trust they are part Filipino many have coco colored skin learn more from Mikey Bustos on YouTube a Filipino Canadian legend
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"Hey man even though your not Filipino but your like one"
Hey kamusta?
#fillipino
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28.. (mocking you) oO Filipinos are annoying. I wish i was Filipino. I am just a stupid motherfucker that talks about Filipinos because I want to be one. OH JOY!! THEIR IS A FILIPINO!! I AM GOING TO SAY HI TO THEM!! Look MR or MRS Filipinos are NOT lazy. They are definetly hard working ass people. Maybe your the lazy one. My mommy works two to three jbos and we do not copy your shit. YOU COPY OURS SO STOP WITH THAT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF NOTHING!! Their voices are not annoying. Maybe your annoyed because you like them so much. Sorry for the truth lame-o. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.. FILIPINO!!!!!!!!! " CHEESES HUGELY" BYE BYE
That girl is a Filipino. You can tell. She dresses up nicely and she stays original.
OMG IT IS A FILIPINO!! LET US GO TALK TO HER!!
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the typical citizen of backword country.
there are two kinds of filipinos,
good filipino and bad filipino.
filipinos have laziness caused by tropical climate.
"bahala ka"
filipino seems they have no sexual identities.
aka "bakla" or "bading"
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A Filipino Footlong is a Asain/Filipino mans penis that is 1 foot/12 inches long.
Person 1- Did you hear Andrew has a Filipino Footlong?
Person 2- Makes sense, he’s Filipino.
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