someone that will come in between your highfive with someone and high five you and the other person instead of you high fiveing the person you origonally wanted to.
i cannot really give an example for a high five bandit.
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The act (or, indeed, thought) of giving a person a high five without any physical contact, as the two persons are usually across the room from each other and far too lazy to get off their asses. Often occurs after a minor success or simply to display ones awesomeness. The process will many times include nodding to further affirm their collective staggering amazingness.
Person No. 1: Hypothetical high five!
(Persons 1 and 2 think about this)
Persons No. 1 & 2: Nice!
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It's a slap in the private parts.
"Hector korean high fived my girlfriend in the vagina -- now she feels violated."
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Slapping your hand down on a shaved vagina.
"During a TSA pat down, things got uncomfortable when the agent high fived my bacon." (Past tense of High Fiving The Bacon)
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A high five using the back of the hand rather than the palm. Often considered the new fist bump.
Mark gave me a backhand high five and it was the coolest.
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When one person gives another a high five, after having just wiped his sweaty balls with the same hand, unknown the the receiving person.
Dude, that high five Steve just gave you was a Florida high five. Nasty...
A high five that is very intense, loud, and usually burns.
Can be given as a gift for a birthday, holiday, wedding, or any occasion. It can even be given at random!
I gave him a real nice crispy high five for his birthday.