A Flaccid Jack is when a male reaches orgasm but his penis is soft the whole way through.
John: Just did a Flaccid Jack to a Poison Toby video lol
Lucas: Send a pic
Flaccid Florence: A person who just can't get their little buddy up no matter the circumstances.
Maya: "Hey Rob~ gonna finally give me a night I'll remember?"
Rob: "But Maya you know I'm a Flaccid Florence!"
A man that gets a sexual thrill off of blood and gore
Guy 1: "What're all these pigs doing here?"
Guy 2: "Heard the guy was a Flaccid Assassin
When you get turned off during sex
My girl farted while was were fucking, and I took a trip to Lake Flaccid
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A plucky pet name for a partner or used in a heated exchange to express the frustration due to their parking , driving or general living being on planet earth.
Yes babe I will ring you back in 10 minutes,. Catch you later you flaccid rodent.
or..
You utter twatwaffle. You drive like Stevie Wonder,. what are you some sort of flaccid rodent.
To expire while having the absolute worst, lukewarm, insensate , unerotic sex of your entire life.
Edward always said he had a great technique in bed…Turns out he put her in a Flaccid Casket
To have a stroke, whilst also being a virgin
Poor Tom had a flaccid stroke, now he's never going to get laid.