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this is the act of filling ones asshole with maple syrup, full stick of butter, whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and sprinkles. Then, eating out said asshole and spitting into their mouth.
Michael got a buffalo flapjack after disobeying Michelle's request to give her a gapping geyser.
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the action of vigorous titty fuck which includes the union of flapjacks(big saggy breasts) and a short thin pecker
"Bob, when was the last time you had a flapjack and a cigarette with your girlfriend?"
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When you poop in a bowl of syrup and mix it around and then you place it on your partners stomach and lay on them turning the mixture into the shape of a flapjack
Hey let's make some dingleberry flapjacks
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Don't worry, I'm on it like buttah on flapjacks.
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The untimely incident when a male is having unprotected sex with his partner through the precut hole in his boxers, and at the point of ejaculation pulls out not only of his partner but back into his boxers thus, ejaculating into his underwear. The soiling of one's boxers from the inside with seminal fluid is the Rusty Flapjack.
“So, I was fucking this bitch hard from behind in my Ferrari, right? I'm saying balls deep, you know? and right before I busted my nut, I thought about the leather and pulled a rusty flapjack. Fuck! I shoulda nutted on that tight, young ass!”
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I wouldn't touch those african flapjacks with a ten foot pole.
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A somewhat overweight and overused bandwhore with extremely large and floppy breasts that she sticks in the face of musicians in the hopes that they are drunk enough to consider her worthy of shagging. A fat chick with huge tits who thinks she's really sexy.
Jeff: Dude, that was a great set we just played. Those chicks in the crowd are really diggin' us.
Jeremy: Oh, shit. Here come Raggedy Flapjacks. I hate it when she climbs all over me. It scares the really hot chicks away.
Jeff: Word.
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