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When a crazy librarian gets angry and says what you’ve done makes her angry.
Man, that person not doing their job really flies all over me!
Jim: Hey Bob, did you get the inventory updated?
Bob: Hells yeah my brotha, I floss and flied that bitch!
“garfbeu Flied” (spelled in that exact way) originally roots from a misspelling of popular pop culture character Garfield. “garfbeu Flied” is usually depicted as a skinny cat which loves to utter the words “Desmond oh Desmond I long for pasta.” “garfbeu Flied” was created by world renowned comedian Mario Peneloza. Mario is most famous for his catchphrase “Buivr.” “garfbeu Flied” has continued to gain popularity since his creation in the year 1779. “garfbeu Flied” has, as of 2020, become real. He now wanders the streets of Downtown San Diego California. Sightings of “garfbeu Flied” have been reported since his Tuesday.
I love garfbeu Flied. He is quite lovely.
When a dildo has been left unwashed for a period of time thus attracting flies. Also know as tuna flies.
I went to my girlfriends car to grab something opened the boot and it was full of tuna flies.
When something or someone is very attractive, they attract a lot of people. Like flies are attracted to shit.
Person 1: “Did you see how fine our new coworker is?”
Person 2: “Yeah. People all over her already like flies on shit.”
a fine rain.
It is opposite to the expression rains cats and dogs.
Hey Salwa! you don't have to wear your raincoat. It is only raining mice and flies.
In Kurdistan, it usually rains mice and flies in fall.
A close family member to the fruit fly, but lacks discernment. Rather than gravitate to the sweet and sticky goodness of a booze bottle or fermenting raisin juice, the DOG PECKER FLY prefers to swarm around the swollen testicles of mangy dogs, too hot and apathetic to rid themselves of these pests.
Good Lord! Look at that swarm of DOG PECKER FLIES on MushHead's ball sac! Guess the only thing he's going to be humping is a bucket of Vaseline!