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DOG PECKER FLIES

A close family member to the fruit fly, but lacks discernment. Rather than gravitate to the sweet and sticky goodness of a booze bottle or fermenting raisin juice, the DOG PECKER FLY prefers to swarm around the swollen testicles of mangy dogs, too hot and apathetic to rid themselves of these pests.

Good Lord! Look at that swarm of DOG PECKER FLIES on MushHead's ball sac! Guess the only thing he's going to be humping is a bucket of Vaseline!

by Sausage Neck Pete July 6, 2022


Rains mice and flies.

a fine rain.

It is opposite to the expression rains cats and dogs.

Hey Salwa! you don't have to wear your raincoat. It is only raining mice and flies.

In Kurdistan, it usually rains mice and flies in fall.

rains mice and flies.

by zana abbas July 6, 2016


pickle flies

when someone gets a boner

hey shes hot i have a case of the pickle flies

by lickolotopuss February 22, 2018


pickle flies

when you get a boner, you say.. " I got a case of the pickle flies!"

you dude, she is soo hot! yeah bro I know she gives me a case of the pickle flies

by lickolotopuss February 21, 2018


drinking with flies

Australian slang that means Drinking alone

Joe: Hey how are you James? Were you doing somethin' last night?
James: No i was just... Drinking with flies.

by Windzard November 27, 2017


hood flies

A person that is a total scank or douche, who swarms around a person who is attractive and intelligent... And may actually get them.

Example 1:

Woman: I went to a party and got trampled by a bunch of hood flies.

Example 2:

Dumb Man: look at that girl over there. She looks like fun.

Smart Man: Don't do it bro. She's a total hood fly.

by Lonely lisa June 10, 2016


Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite

Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.

Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!

by Jotinmick December 9, 2018