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To get your bearings, clear your head so you can figure out what you want to do.
I went out camping by myself for a week. I just needed to float out for a bit and think things through.
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A Float Test is a term given to garbage that is tossed overboard while at sea. The term is used to describe material that is to be discarded in a less than optimally environmental manner. Said equipment is usually described as nfg, and therefore needs to be "Float Tested".
Cpl Smith- "What'd you guys do with that bad radio the CO wanted destroyed?"
Lcpl Jones- "We float tested it over the Marianas Trench."
Cpl Smith- "Very well, carry on."
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When two people (usually mormons) have sex. This is done when a male inserts his penis into the female's vagina. No humping happens and he just sits there while inserted. He does not cum therefore he technically didn't have sex so they don't have to talk to the bishop.
Tom: Yo did you and carly do it last night?
Brad: No man we just did the provo float!
Tom: Nice! Now you don't have to talk to the bishop!
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When in a 3-some, 1 guy fucks doggy, and the other is getting head from the girl/guy (the kayak). The girl/guy is in mid air and looks like a kayak.
Pablo: dude, me and Felix made a floating kayak out of that chick Maria.
Jamal: Yo, let me come next time, i'd like to stick my goliath in that chicks bodunkadunk.
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When a woman sucks your dick from behind.
Woman: I want to give you a float job.
Man: WTF is that?
Woman: It's when I suck your dick from behind.
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When your penis floats in the bath.
Obviously, the penis is in a flaccid state.
Person1: My penis is floating..
Person2: Floating penis!
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When one has to pee really bad.
The expression: "my teeth are floating" is used. To describe that one is so full of urine it has filled up their body to the back of their throught making there teeth float in the urine.
Guy 1: My teeth are floating, but the line for the bathroom is too long.
Guy 2: Dude, just piss yourself and get it over with.
Guy 1: Nah, I'd rather pee on the Merry-Go-Round.
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