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When you bang a chick doggy style and flail your arms out making dolphin sounds like jim carrey in ace ventura.
John did the flogging dolphin last night when he was banging the forehead girl.
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The act two people pooping in the same toilet bowl at the same time. Where one person is sitting in a traditional fashion, while the other party sitting on the first persons lap with his anus positioned between the original party's legs.
If the poop goes through the legs without touching the legs, this can be called a poop-dunk. If the poop hits the party's legs, the bottom party has the right to rub feces on the top party. If, under any circumstances, the top party poops on the bottom parties wiener, the bottom party has the right to redeposit said poop into the anus of the top party via anal penetration.
Fecal Flogging is the strongest of brotherhoods.
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The art of self-gratification for any true patriotic American boy.
Little Joey topped off a long day of playing with his army men by flogging the flagstick.
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Masturbating. See also: feed the ducks See also: jerking off
Dude, honestly. I've been sitting here all day thinking about flogging the dolphin. But, there's no lotion. Fuck!
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Baby, most people flog the dolphin, but with me you have to flog the whale
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The act that follows dirty laundry hamper digging at your female friends house when you discover worn underwear and proceed to violently wrap them around your cock and bust one out in the shortest time possible.
Wow I was at *Lady friends name* house and had a good power flogging in her laundry hamper. Fuck there was some nice smelling ones in there!