Shizzle McNizzles

Slang term for floaters or torpedos or buttbombs or any other form or shape that McDonald's drive-thru junk-food takes on after being processed and deposited in a toilet.

Used as a majestic title for "show and tell" time in the bathroom.

"Check out the jumbo order of SHIZZLE McNIZZLEs I left for you in the toilet, BOI."

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shizzling the nizzle

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
whacking the mole
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I can't stand to see him shizzling the nizzle."

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faux shizzle

n. An inauthentic attempt to appear urban. Also known as "faking the funk."

Vanilla Ice's faux shizzle made MC Hammer look like an o.g.

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fo shizzle

Slang for "for sure". Though most people attribute it to Snoop Dogg, fo shizzle can be traced back originally to E-40 from Vallejo, California. Bay Area like what.

While originating out of hip-hop culture, this phrase has been overused to the point of triteness. Its most famous usage is

Fo shizzle, my nizzle.

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Shizzle Grizzle

A meaty, all encompassing, time-killing bowel movement. Usually so large that it fills the toilet bowl. Afterwards it feels like you cleaned out the deepest recesses of your colon and intestines and the bathroom has the stench of dead cross eyed clowns.

"Yo bro, gotta watch the show let me know!......Oh MAN! I gotta take a shizzle grizzle bro."

Tammy: "Tim usually prefers the finest postmodern toaster ovens. So, I was trying to choose between eggshell mauve and peagreen pastel when all the sudden I felt a shizzle grizzle brewing in my bottom. Oh dear."

Spoo: "What're you doing in there?"
Steve: "Taking a MONSTER shizzle grizzle!"

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off the shizzle

Too cool. Off the cool scale.

"WHOA! that's so off the shizzle!"

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pho shizzle

A playoff of the ebonics phrase fo shizzle. Pho, a vietnamese beef noodle soup.

Pho shizzle my nizzle

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