A substance that everyone needs.
(Just woke up) " I need food" ( opens up fridge... nothing inside) "shucks" ( waits one minute) opens fridgeagain
The meaning of life, apart from sex. It keeps you alive and such. The flavors of good food have a seductive quality that puts the mind at ease and lets you forget about stupid shit, such as your girlfriend being incredibly demanding and on her period. Come on now, what gets you through every day besides a good meal and (especially if you actually cook it) the promise of getting laid?
I gave her food and she gave me a blowjob in return. It was tasty for the both of us!
Food is life. It's the only thing that stops crippling depression and make you happy. Gotta love food.
My day was terrible I'm going to eat some food to make my day better
It is an almighty object. Back in the ancient days, people used to worship food. There are even more people worshipping it now. It's weird and I'm tired. Help. I love food. I would love it more if mY MOM STARTED MAKING IT ABOUT NOW. I WANT MY DINNER, MOM.
"Hey, you wanna get some food?"
"You mean more heavenly awesomeness? Heck yeah!"