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A playground for hipsters and trustafarians.
San Francisco is the worst.
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Francisco's eat Mcchickens EVERYDAY!!!!
"He's a Francisco Mcchicken! always with that Mcchicken! even when hes sleeping"
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A pretty cool town, but overpriced and crowded, with really bad traffic, terrifying hills to drive over, and parking is a royal pain in the ass. Live in the East Bay, go to San Francisco when you need to.
My ex girlfriend paid like $1000 a month for an apartment in Pacific Heights, I pay $750 for an apartment in North Oakland.
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A city very much worth visiting but, once you break its superficial surface, you realize that it's not for living unless you're either a) a homosexual or b) a member of some kind of fringe and traditionally shunned subculture. San Francisco is a city where many people think they're fabulous, yet they're not at all. What thrives in San Francisco are pseudo-intellectual tendencies, hipsters (see mipster), homosexuals, yuppies (Marina district) opposite of mipsters, and rampid pretentiousness. Its art scene sucks unless you're of the grunge culture. It claims to be a diverse city simply because it contains asians and semi-open homosexuality. Despite its claims of diversity, it's in fact very homogeneous, not to mention small and filthy (small is fine, but not when you're facing a huge homeless problem).
Dude, you wanna go party in Marina tonight? Naw, I don't wanna feel like I'm in a BR catalog - let's go pick up some dirties in the Mission instead. I love San Francisco.
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A place in the United States with more butt fucking per square mile than anywhere on Earth.
Guy 1: Have you been to San Francisco?
Guy 2: Do I look gay to you?
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The liberal and homosexual capitol of the United States whose mayor intentially broke California law simply so he could promote his pro homosexual agenda!
San Francisco is the most immoral city in the United States.
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A city across the bay from Oakland.
It is known for it's wonderful international cuisine, its legions of bums (which are called homeless in San Francisco), pouves, a lawless mayor, and Tommy's Joynt.
Next time you're in San Francisco, get a bowl of Buffalo Stew at Tommy's Joynt.
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