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Something that I’d rather have than a wife
Person one: I want a wife
Person two: I want a dark fruits
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Someone who can hardly walk straight when they think about eating a fruit. The addiction is overpowering, so that the mere mention of a banana can send the fruit eater into frothing convulsions. The consummation of the relationship with a strawberry is to an orgasm what the Grand Canyon is to a pothole.
Holy crap, Nukkam, get away from my apple, you furgin fruit-monger. Why don't you go analyze negative space or something?
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1930s anti-lynching poem written by Meeropol, put to music and made famous by Billie Holiday. Provides possible basis for the name of hip hop group "Strange fruit project.
"Southern trees bear a "strange fruit"
Blood on the leaves and blood at the root,
Black body swinging in the Southern breeze,
Strange fruit hanging from the poplar trees."
Meeropol, 1939
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An anthropomorphic fruit juicing device, found at wordPenny Arcade/word.
Hot Damn! My Fruit Fucker 2000! With enhanced feed reamer and pulp ejection! Let the juicing begin
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An obscenely obnoxious young child who can't seem to behave in any place, at any time. Typically has clueless progenitors who are too busy getting drunk and socializing to watch their children. The bane of waitstaff and service personnel everywhere.
"That little crotch fruit almost made me drop my tray!"
"Ma'am, please keep your crotch fruit away from the knives in the kitchen section."
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Fruit in the popular manga one piece that gives the person who eats it extraordinary powers, but makes them unable to swim
The pirate Monkey D. Luffy possesses the power of the gomu gomu devil fruit, also known as the gum gum fruit and makes him a rubberman, meaning his body is made of rubber.
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A colloquial description of fruit that is right on the edge of rotten.
Man, those bananas definitely qualify as funky fruit!