When you are attending a funeral with your closest relatives and you whip your dick out and it turns into a pornhub-like scene of a family orgy taking place. It only ends when the deceased person has came.
I work at a funeral home and I witnessed a funeral bang last week. I was disgusted.
When two people have sex while crying due to their relationship ending.
Oh man I broke it off with Wendy and we decided to have a wet funeral as a final goodbye.
A ham saved in the freezer for when someone dies
"Eww we're having a funeral ham"
Someone who has to be part of the tragedy when they weren't actually a part of anything involved emotionally nor a friend
Hey, so do you even remember Katelyn even knowing him? Nah, she's just here for the ceremony as a funeral jumper
a funeral sandwich is small triangular sandwiches that you would typically have at a funeral/wake. Most common phrase in Ireland
I’d love a funeral sandwich right now
That woman/girl who wears the tight short black dress and pink high heels at a funeral, looking like she trying to pick up a grieving family member.
Do you see that girl in that tight dress? She must be trying to get that grieving dick. She is such a funeral hoe.
A non traditional funeral-like ceremony or gathering in honor of someone who has passed away. Usually serves as an alternative to a funeral when one is not desired. It is a celebration of the life of a particular individual held by the loved ones they left behind.
Johnny didn't believe in funerals so we had a faux funeral Saturday afternoon.
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