skunk funeral

1. A gaggle of smokers or 2. a stinky bar or chokingly toxic apartment.

1. Hold your breath, skunk funeral comin' up. Or: let's split this stinkin' skunk funeral.

funeral ham

A ham saved in the freezer for when someone dies

"Eww we're having a funeral ham"

shoebox funeral

Burial of the victim of a fire, explosion, massive crash, which leaves so little remains that fit in a shoebox.

So little left of the victim he could have had a shoebox funeral.

greek funeral

When teabagging someone, and your balls cover each eye like the coins in an ancient greek funeral.

The night ended when my teabag turned into a greek funeral.

Funeral jumper

Someone who has to be part of the tragedy when they weren't actually a part of anything involved emotionally nor a friend

Hey, so do you even remember Katelyn even knowing him? Nah, she's just here for the ceremony as a funeral jumper

Funeral Sandwich

a funeral sandwich is small triangular sandwiches that you would typically have at a funeral/wake. Most common phrase in Ireland

I’d love a funeral sandwich right now

funeral hoe

That woman/girl who wears the tight short black dress and pink high heels at a funeral, looking like she trying to pick up a grieving family member.

Do you see that girl in that tight dress? She must be trying to get that grieving dick. She is such a funeral hoe.