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An alternate version of 'Hello Gordon!' said by Dr. Coomer during the 'Half Life: But the AI is Self Aware' streams.
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The hello and goodbye is a routine usually preformed by a girlfriend or wife where she both starts the sexual encounter with a cock in her mouth(hello!) and ends the encounter with the same cock in her mouth(goodbye). (In between that period she is fucked lavishly) Just a standard blow job does not count as a "hello and goodbye".
My wife woke me this morning with The "hello & goodbye". And then she went to work and I went back to bed.
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When traveling, the morning of your departure you shit all over the bathroom floor where you are staying and quietly leave before anyone wakes up.
I woke up this morning to find shit all over the bathroom floor. Looks like Maria was in a hurry for the airport and gave me the Venezuelan Goodbye.
Leaving a sexual partner with a bruised left butt cheek, a red right butt cheek, and cum sprayed inbetween, in a manner resembling the French tricolour flag.
Friend: How was yesterday night?
You: Amazing. Michael was great, he left me with a French goodbye which was so hot!
Friend: Ew.
When a Ball goes out of bounds in a a game
The babyfoot ball flew out of the field. Goodbye Joe !
A Wisconsin Goodbye is when your nefew rub Wisconsin Cheese Spread on your erect cock and slurps it off violently wilst you are on the toilet shitting your brains out from prunes and taco bell
Damn, Chase he gave a rough A Wisconsin Goodbye last time when i was shitting my brains out
the morning after a night of ravenous sexual intercourse, while the chick is still asleep, you get ready to leave, whip your cock out and jizz on her right before you run out the door
"hey man how was your morning with that chick, probly awkward right?"
"nah man, i gave her a proper goodbye and its all good."
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